The subreddit Ask Shitty Science asks the hard-hitting science questions that we’ve all been wondering about…
- I’ve already squirted two whole bottles of “no tears” baby shampoo into my daughter’s face. Why is she still crying?
– Savage_Llama
- My doctor said he’s been practicing for 30 years. When will he start doing his job for real?
– dhy615
- How many calories does my girlfriend burn by jumping to conclusions?
– ThisIsSpartaChris
- I was told to set my clock back an hour when it showed 2AM on November 1st. I’ve done this 8 times now. When can I stop setting the clock back?
– wmb0823
- If we share 50% of our DNA with bananas, and 1 in 4 people descend from Genghis Khan, does that mean Genghis Khan was 200% banana?
– casvanr
- If I heat my solid state hard drive until it becomes a gaseous state hard drive, would that enable cloud computing?
– lazymangaka
- If 1 in 5 kids faces hunger, why don’t we just turn every fifth kid around?
– Dex33u
- Whenever we get shot in the head, how does the bullet always manage to find the 10% of our brains that actually work?
– elpintogrande
- Now that gay marriage is legal in all states, should I get married in gas, liquid or solid state?
– Mellejw
- Does the five-second rule apply to soup? please hurry.
– Tomaytto
- If the camera adds 10 pounds, could the NSA’s surveillance camera system be the cause of American obesity?
– Jacicus
- Why do meteors always land in craters?
– abledanger
- I am now 22 years old and my eyesight is worsening, at what point do I get adult supervision?
– howincredible
- If the gas station is 2 km away, and my dad can travel at 60km/hr, why hasn’t he returned from getting cigarettes for 6 years?
– Bars555
- If Jesus died for our Sins then who died for our Cos and Tans?
– Extracupanails
- If animals don’t want to be eaten why are they made of food?
– barktwice
- If light travels faster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?
– TheUndeadKid
- I got a vasectomy two years ago and I thought it would prevent my gf from bearing more children. But apparently it only changed the colour of the baby. How did this happen?
– Jobe1110
- In America, someone is shot every 15 seconds. How is that person still alive?
– justinjay700
- When we use ad-block software that blocks 99.99% of ads, are we not just selecting only the strongest and most resistant ads to repopulate our internets?
– CodyAve
- Is the ocean salty because the land doesn’t wave back?
– JRHWV
- Do spiders in Europe have 2.4384 meters instead of 8 feet?
– Hansibus
- Why do people come back from baby changing stations with the same baby?
– Maggin1
- If light travels faster than the speed of sound, how come I can hear the guy in the BMW behind me honk before the light turns green?
– TheUndeadKid
- My girlfriend says she needs time and distance. Is she calculating velocity?
– neonwhite96
