I overheard a woman’s phone conversation right in front of the Boulangerie. She was about 80 years old, dressed in a zebra print dress and wearing large earrings and a bright red manicure.

— ’No, but seriously, honey, I totally get you. Why are you so stubborn? Your grandchildren will take you right to the train, or more like inside the train. Yes, the train will shake you for a while. In the morning we will take you out of the train and put you inside a taxi. Then we will deliver you right to the destination point. What are you saying? What years? Wait, I didn’t get that. Too late? Too late for what? You don’t even need to get up, honey. You will be taken, moved, put down, taken again, moved and put back down. You will simply need to change hands. One moment you are there, the next moment you are here. Your goal is very simple. You need to lie down, drink champagne and sometimes let others know that you need more champagne.’

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