16. Sakura from Naruto
Reasoning: Sakura ended a friendship she’s had since early childhood just because they developed a crush on the same guy.
Diagnosis: Terminal thirstiness.
15. Lupin from Lupin III
Reasoning: He attempts to woo every woman he meets and still persists after they turn him down.
Diagnosis: Nonexclusive thirst.
14. Ikuto Tsukiyomi from Shugo Chara!
Reasoning: After she found out Ikuto was sleeping outside in the cold, Amu allowed him to sleep on the floor but his thirstiness told him otherwise.
Diagnosis: Unsolicited thirstiness.
13. Mugen from Samurai Champloo.
Reasoning: Mugen can’t take the hint that the “prostitute” he took back to his room is actually a government agent that wants nothing to do with him. Getting kicked in the man parts doesn’t even deter his thirst.
Diagnosis: Clueless thirst.
12. Miroku from Inuyasha.
Reasoning: After having a heartfelt moment with his lady friend, he rubs her butt. She then follows up with a well deserved slap across his face. It’s safe to say he’s not getting enough to drink.
Diagnosis: Bad timed thirst.
11. Brock From Pokémon
Reasoning: Brock is probably the most well-known of them all. Is there a girl in the Pokémon universe that Brock hasn’t thirsted after?
Diagnosis: Mainstream thirster.
10. Happosai from Ranma 1/2
Reasoning: All Happosai does is chase women around and stare at their lady parts.
Diagnosis: Old man thirst.
9. Chizuru from Bleach.
Reasoning: Chizuru has an “erotic” costume that enhances her strength whenever her opponent is a woman she’s attracted to.
Diagnosis: Superpower thirst.
8. Sanji from One Piece.
Reasoning: Sanji loses all his cool and even gets emotional when he’s around a pretty face. It could be a mermaid or men in drag. You can see the thirst dripping from his eyes.
Diagnosis: Non-discriminatory thirst.
7. Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote
Reasoning: Tomoko’s mind is always in the gutter. When any interaction with a cute guy can make you lose all composure, chances are you need a refreshment.
Diagnosis: Dirty mind thirst.
6. Tomoki Sakurai from Heaven’s Lost Property.
Reasoning: Tomoki is a teenage boy who turns chibi whenever he’s stimulated — not to mention he runs around naked in those moments. Parched doesn’t begin to describe his thirst.
Diagnosis: Adolescent thirstiness.
5. Hisoka from Hunter X Hunter
Reasoning: Hisoka has multiple orgasms while getting punched in the face during a fight. Not sure if a glass of water can quench that.
Diagnosis: Masochistic thirst.
4. Kintaro Oe from Golden Boy.
Reasoning: He once imagined a toilet was a woman giving him a golden shower. That’s as literal as it can get.
Diagnosis: Literally thirsty.
3. Absalom from One Piece
Reasoning: Absalom is the epitome of a creep. When you have zombie minions who call you “Perv-o-Leader” and “Pervsalom,” you have a low-water intake.
Diagnosis: Creepily thirsty.
2. Master Jiraiya from Naruto.
Reasoning: Master Jiraiya creeps on women and claims he’s doing “research” for his novel. When your reputation brands you as the “pervy sage,” you probably need a couple sips of agua.
Diagnosis: Pervy thirst.
1. Master Roshi from Dragon Ball.
Reasoning: He is the classic perverted old man archetype. He constantly browses dirty magazines and makes sexual advances on every woman that comes to the Kame house.
Diagnosis: OG thirst-bucket.
