Children’s minds haven’t been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children’s book authors have a lot of leeway when it comes to the language they use. And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children’s books are still very difficult to explain.
If you have a bizarre page from a children’s book that defies explanation, please add it to this list – and upvote your favorites as well!
#1 Poor Pussy Party Game
#2 Morning Of Awkwardness
#3 Something In Her Mouth
#4 Bones
#5 Cat’s Behind
#6 The Kiss
#7 Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch
#8 Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?
#9 Seamen
#10 Pleasure Island
#11 Pretend I’m The Poop
#12 The Secret Of Being A Good Lover
#13 Harpo’s Horrible Secret
#14 Curious George
#15 Boy Vs. Girl
#16 Butcher
#17 All My Friends Are Dead
#18 Japan
#19 Turtles Sleep
#20 Unplugged
#21 Do It Now
#22 Horse Balls
#23 Suck It
#24 Invisible Dick
#25 Who Cares About Elderly People?
#26 Scouts In Bondage
#27 Everyone Poops
#28 Fellow Fags
#29 Angry Pig
#30 Cow
