1. This guy could’ve bought a turtle, strapped the parcel to its shell, and it would’ve gotten there in less than half the time.
2. This guy doesn’t live in the greatest neighbourhood.
3. Only in Russia.
4. This notice was delivered to the CORRECT address.
5. Happy birthday, here’s your television.
6. UPS sent this package on a tropical vacation!
7. Rain expected, good job FedEx.
8. Please don’t do it, Australia Post.
9. Seriously UPS? He was 27.
10. Signed by DOG. Clever dog.
11. And this, signed by “Doctor Front Door.” Smart door.
12. Package went for a swim?
13. Super hidden, thanks FedEx.
14. More artful deception.
15. Sneaky.
16. I like the carpet.
17. A very specific hiding place: “In dirt hole.”
18. This package might’ve been used in murder.
19. Smooth delivery.
20. Express mail – your package had arrived!
