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30+ Of The Weirdest Children’s Books Ever

Children’s minds haven’t been ruined by adult humor the way ours have, so children’s book authors have a lot of leeway when it comes to the language they use. And even with that in mind, some of these pages from weird children’s books are still very difficult to explain.

If you have a bizarre page from a children’s book that defies explanation, please add it to this list – and upvote your favorites as well!

#1 Poor Pussy Party Game

Poor Pussy Party Game

#2 Morning Of Awkwardness

Morning Of Awkwardness

#3 Something In Her Mouth

Something In Her Mouth

#4 Bones

Bones

#5 Cat’s Behind

Cat's Behind

#6 The Kiss

The Kiss

#7 Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

Teddy Bear Would Rather Sit And Watch

#8 Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

Dick, Dick, What Did You Lick ?

#9 Seamen

Seamen

#10 Pleasure Island

Pleasure Island

#11 Pretend I’m The Poop

Pretend I'm The Poop

#12 The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

The Secret Of Being A Good Lover

#13 Harpo’s Horrible Secret

Harpo's Horrible Secret

#14 Curious George

Curious George

#15 Boy Vs. Girl

Boy Vs. Girl

#16 Butcher

Butcher

#17 All My Friends Are Dead

All My Friends Are Dead

#18 Japan

Japan

#19 Turtles Sleep

Turtles Sleep

#20 Unplugged

Unplugged

#21 Do It Now

Do It Now

#22 Horse Balls

Horse Balls

#23 Suck It

Suck It

#24 Invisible Dick

Invisible Dick

#25 Who Cares About Elderly People?

Who Cares About Elderly People?

#26 Scouts In Bondage

Scouts In Bondage

#27 Everyone Poops

Everyone Poops

#28 Fellow Fags

Fellow Fags

#29 Angry Pig

Angry Pig

#30 Cow

Cow

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